Leprechauns etc.
The coming of Saint Patrick's Day reminds me of the tale of an an Irish Guide and a group of Americans touring the castle where the famous Blarney Stone is said the be. The guide tells his group there is no greater luck than to kiss the Blarney Stone. Instantly a Man goes over and Plants a huge Kiss right on the top of the Stone and then looks at the guide and asks " Have you Kissed the Blarney Stone"? The guide says "No- But I've SAT ON IT!
